I love this little crazy. She the bread to my butter, the vagina to my penis, the polar bear to my telephone. I think there’s not a vagina but who knows. Stranger things have happened. Like the werewolf. That’s crazy.
I can’t stop watching this. It has entirely changed my opinion on Elmo. I used despise the little vag but now he’s my best pal. Love. Woof. That baby hisses at Elmo because he knows the terrible truth. He should be cussed at. And he gets what he deserves.
If you want babies, WE KNOW how to make them. Greece is my favorite place in the world and this video will give you the reasons. Beaver shots. Bitches. Babies. Burning your boyfriend’s apartment.
6. White Rabbit. This bitch doesnt deserve vbetter than misspelling durkneness. She was born a freak and she will die a freak. She tried and failed to destoruy old spider man many times but alwaus fucked up because her plans were god damn lame. Oops. She since jpined up with Arcade and was his dumb slut lacyk untul she got tired og him and got mad tyhat he was truing to kill a goat or something andn rescued said goat and became the hero of some sacvage tribe. Shes a general fuck up and we should all be glad that theres one of them in the world besides ourself. I know i do. Except that world is make belkieve. All alone again. Tear.
This faux playboy bunny is a saint. Its not that shes a slut. She just wants to have an Alice in Wonderland themed situation and has chosen the random time keeping bunny guy because sehs a massive tool. Failure.
I’m too druk to write something functionqal so here goes. Ill tell you aout him later but me and my non existant ovaris want to get impgernated by jens Lehkman and his magic wiener. So lets get it Mr. Lehkman. Here by nmy facvorite song of his about some lesbian who wanted him tp pretned he was her boyfriend so her parent swould be appeased.
I’ve been gone once again far away from you folks and for good reason. You people are fucking awful. Good old New York where freaks can be freaks except for me because I’m entirely normal and they like that too. I’ve since downloaded some pictures of me from my trip so here we go…
I had a very nice meal with Kathy Cho on someone’s porch because we are very very poor. We are very sloppy eaters. Don’t invite us to your dinner party.
Some bitch tried to steal my grapes and then things didn’t go well.
As you can see I was arrested and then I attacked a reporter who dared interview me about the grape related incident.
Let’s ignore this picture for now. Let’s just say it was a wild night.
So all in all I had a very nice time away from you. And I’m sorry I have to deal with you again.
-Pictures care of the raccoon gallery. That’s what I call my camera. Just for the Hell of it.
What the shitting hell is this? Baby Pyramid Pee Pee? What does that mean? The British voice over is interesting. What country is this really from? I’m scared. Someone buy one for me so I can burn it in effigy. “His little willie moves when you tickle him?” What the fuck? Is this really a practice toy for when the girls need to do the real thing?
Baby Pyramid Pee Pee grew up and changed his name to Baby Wee Wee. He seems to enjoy peeing in your dog’s bowl. Poor Fido.
I’ve been very bad about this top ten list so here goes number 7. Everyone has to deal with it.
7. Madelyne Pryor/Goblin Queen. Poor poor woman. I blame everyone but her for everything that happened in her life. Sure she’s bat shit crazy, but wouldn’t you be, after you found out you were a clone, your husband ran off and left you with a baby, worse yet, leaving you for the woman from which you are cloned, you child was stolen from you, you were beaten up, a demon stole your soul and you were tortured by an oppressive government? Yeah, I agree she’s a weak willed woman, you or I would have handled it all much better and come out the other end just fine. Anyways, bitch goes nuts and turns Earth into Hell. Then all the X-men beat her down and the stupid see-you-next-tuesday, Jean Grey saves the damn day like a stupid bitch. I hate Jean. She’s my number 1 in hated Marvel red-headed women. Fuck her. Her clone is much better. Crazy demon woman, screwed over by everyone and then somehow she’s still considered the bad guy. Fuck that shit!
When i searched for pictures of her on Google and Marvel sites, these were probably some of the more clothed shots. When she gets Goblin-y she gets rather naked. Actually some of the pictures were random sketchy artists drawing nudes of her. It isn’t that hard! She’s pretty much always that way. Trace that shit! Even her death scene as seen to the left she’s had to tape her breasts and have a Brazilian wax. Tough life.
Word to the mother fucking wise. Katy Perry’s album is shit like a Sunday afternoon. A pap smear from an elephant is more enjoyable. Fuck this shit! I’m burning it. The liner notes are fucking bull. Ugly and photoshopped and violently painful. I like two songs…the same ones i already knew. She’s not witty. Shes trying to act cool and failing. I will include the other song I like just so I can get the rage out of my head. Pussy Pussy.
THANK GOD. THE CLIP DOESNT WORK! SO HERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT KATY PERRY BEING SHIT