With TV Came Happiness

1. Tigra. Whore. Bitch. Psycho. Freak. Monster. Traitor. Bikini Enthusiast. Tigra is the sum total of every bad trait Marvel likes to give its female characters. She regularly gives in to her feral side and attacks whomever is around, good or bad. She quit the Avengers in order to go to hedonistic (read sex) planet. She wears very little clothes constantly and she caused a huge uproar recently when she was basically sexual assaulted, shot and beaten on video tape by a villain who then showed said video tape to all of his villain buds. She later beat the shit out of him. Good. She betrayed Cap’n America but I love her. She’ll naked you to death. And that’s how it oughtta be. Why is that bottle in the 2nd picture so close to her vagina? At least her nipples aren’t erect. For a time the Avengers shrunk her to the size of a house cat cause she was such a bitch.

Among her very special powers: She can sense changes in a person’s mood through changes in scent. Of course. She is also a interstellar spaceship pilot

So to Tigra I see congratulations you are the best red head Marvel has to offer. A crazy slut.

Shirt Tales was one of my favorite shows as a child and I’m not sure why. It was just another churned out 80s crapfest. 6 animals dressed in shirts that talk or something and they solves crimes with the help a floating head in a computer? Oh Shit! They just called that dude a nerd through the power of their shirts. Those fuckers don’t want to do any work. What little cunts. The evil robot just bitch smacks the monkey. When the tiger runs he uses his “poing power”. WOW minute 3:09 of the second part is realllllly sexual. The monkey’s shirt says HO at one point. I take it all back this show is amazing. What with some very special quotes I may have to watch all of the episodes on the yube.
“Today is the first day of the dinkle way.” “Poke that pick. Lift that hoe.” So far I don’t see any suckers.” and “This is Slavery.”

Well, thos two were removed so here is another thats bound to be a little racist.

Care of Hannah Barbera

Everything about this makes me want to throw up. Look how your family lives. You should be ashamed.

John Arbuckle is the saddest and craziest man in history. He makes me wet myself with saddness. He doesn’t own a cat. I hate Garfield. He is a douche. But John is a very special individual. I want to kiss him. All over. He makes swell jokes about masterbating and castration. Well he ever stop trying to make us love him?

From this here website.

Call Child Protective Services! Japanese people have issues with child love it seems. Or they think American’s do. Either way. Trouble. I’m not so sure about a pocket picnic. Sounds a bit sticky. Honey and Cream indeed!

I recently stumbled upon a well crafted program well suited to my pristine tastes and I want to share it with all of you. It is called Horrible People.

Pure class all around I tell you. Here is the choiciest phrase:
“Ive regretted having you the minute you slithered out of my baby hole”

It stars a restrained and immaculate performance by Kristine Schaal who can be seen in The Flight of the Conchords as Mel and on The Daily Show as the animal correspondent. Give it up for this shit.

This bitch has the style sense of a mental patient. I’m in love. Look at the shit at the bottom left. Supreme sexiness. A lack of hair bow is made up for by those amazing tights in the bottom right pic. One day I will have to do Michaela’s sister Carmel. Stupid old Carmel. And Steph and Jess too.

Care of Channel 4 and whatever production company produces Hollyoaks.

Another Annie gem. I’m being lazy about getting the album, so sue me.

Michaela McQueen from Hollyoaks is my very favorite character. She is a bratty deviant little bitch who sneaks about writing about everyones secrets for the local paper. I love this old weiner. Shes great and goofy and she has some issues. But she gets fucked over a lot and I feel bad for her. I already posted the clip of her shit singing a month or two ago but here are some good clips which include this old fruit bat.

So this movie was like an abortion on public transportation but a few things made it slightly bearable. I’m a fan of Amanda Seyfried who plays the daughter in the “film”. But i call her Joanie because she was Joanie Stafford on All my Children before she got big. An by big I mean fat. Very fat. The yube video shows how enormous she is. Its disgusting. Lies. Everything else was very lame. The gay subplot was so awkwardly thrown in. The other good thing was the greek old lady chorus appearing at odd moments. I really dug the blonde old one, played by Norma Atallah, as seen in the glorious picture to the left, who always showed up. She should have been the star. Christine Baranski and Julie Walters were good as well.So 3 out of 8 main characters. Good job. I also liked the fact that the gay greek appeared in three straight scenes that were supposed to occur at the same time and was wearing three different outfits. You fucked up movie!