The Old Navy Commerical reminded me of the good Gap commercials from back in the day. With Rashida Jones from the Office, Alex Greenwald from Phantom Planet and Donnie Darko, Jason Thompson from General Hospital and other people I know but don’t care about off of things I don’t care about. I had such a big crush on Alex Greenwald back in the day. Here we go.
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Let me just say, if I wasn’t an Obama supporter before, I would be after finding out Morgan Fairchild was in his court. They showed her beautiful visage during his speech tonight and I for one, forgot he was talking and couldnt get back into it after seeing her shake her head in agreement. As soon as the Obama speech comes on youtube, I’ll key you into the frame where she appears. Meanwhile, here is a clip of her with Katie Couric. And here is Morgan Fairchild.com
This is the face of someone you can trust to choose the correct candidate. And I’m not joking. If you think I’m joking you’re stupid. And most likely smell like cat piss. Crack and Satin Shaft.
I am so excited about the new season of Pushing Dasies, my very favorite show of last season that was cut short by the writers crisis. Murderous Monkeys, dead mimes, other faggy things. Kristin Chenoweth and a dog sing further down and make out. That’s right. It had best be watched by a lot of people so that it can stay on forever and be as weird as humanly possible. Fucking Missi Pyle is going to be in it! Rachael Harris! Autumn Reeser! Mo Collins! The first season DVD comes out September 16th! I’m getting that shit everyone.
Care of ABC
Oh my. That condom does Black-Face. Thats trouble. This band, E-Rotic, became a big ol’ hit when it ended up on like every DDR game ever. This song is particularly creepy.As you see, Spermies are very violent and have teeth and try to rip through your condom with gusto. Also, condoms and speries have sex with each other. Just so you know.
Mother Fucking Beefstick WON! Hot damn. I feel vindicated. The greatest bitch ever finally won a challenge. Hachacha. She received her friendly old exemption so that means i get to see her friendly face for at least 2 more episodes. MMM. Beefstick. Meanwhile, Lethuface told us about her boyfriend Ratbone and I have to agree. Agreeing with facts is good. See Beefstick with her model at :06, her winning design at 3:02, and talking with BS at 7:45. The second video has her win at 4:44. EDIT: All were deleted. Here is a video of her winning collection.
Care of Bravo
Monkey excited. Lil’ Britain starts September 28th on HBO. Hachacha
Obviously Dionne Warwick hated LA as this song can attest. In her criminal proceedings. Since she is going to trial for murdering LA after it slept with her sister.
I bought the recently released DVD for In Bruges, one of my favorite movies this year. It has a mean midget and drug use and my favorite city ever, Bruges. I hate Brussels but love Bruges. Skip the lame ol’ capital of Belgium folks. And drink a lot of beer in Bruges.
Here is some prettiness followed by some clips.
Clockwise from top left. The big ol’ main deal where shit goes on; the awesome ol’ canals and clocktower where dude in In Bruges jumps from; old churchy; nunnery with the tallest brick structure in the world in the background.
Damn Herpes is a deal! I’ll take two.
The art of J-Pop is a difficult one. One of which I would like to be a part. When I grow up I want to be a J-Pop star. The whitest one ever. Why don’t we have any famous Asian singers in the United States? That needs to change and now. Who will take up the mantle?
Jyongri is a strange girl. Her videos are strange and she plays her instrument thing with her hands inverted. Thats how its done. And she goes through doors when magic hands ask you too. Creepy mag-magic hands at which she giggles. She knows how to fight and jump and likes to add like 6 English words in each of her songs for no apparent reason. The English version of Possesion. With Heroes for no reason. Yuck.