So I know everyone loves Kristine Wiig, the only good thing going on around that Saturday Night Live. She is a complete freak and I love her. Penelope the compulsively awesome liar is a very special character. Anybutt, below is her playing Bjork. She is frightening and it’s just dead on. Dead on like your mother. This sketch is just all around insane. A demon takes your face!
Tomorrow is comic book day and it looks like slim pickings. Agents of Atlas is always quality. And mother fucking War of Kings is coming out. Thats about it. Meanwhile, last week was funny. In one of the scans below, you can see a nice bit about incest. Incest is best! Good old Jack of Fables having intercourse with his half sisters. Meanwhile, I read Deadpool as he should be, a FUNNY wisecracking asshole. Not a lame ass current culture moron. Take notes current writer! I’ve dropped your comics mf! Below, you can see Nova being all hot. But now he is Quasar. Makes no sense to you, but I’d still do him.
I will not turn to page 10! I wouldn’t like what id see. Most likely “I want ears” means let me stick my dick in you ears. But not before a good ass slapping. Everyone needs at least one of those before they get ear raped. I’m afraid to think about why Uncle Wiggily is holding a pair of scissors.
Number 6 on the list of those Britcom ladies is Jane from Coupling. She’s a complete freak nut extraordinaire as you can see in the clips following this little summary. She says she’s bisexual when she in fact isn’t. She seeing a psychologist but expects to switch up every once in a while and be the psychologist. As it turns out, Jane isn’t really Jane. She went on vacation which didn’t mesh with her actually personality, so she came up with this alternate personality, Jane the wild and crazy slut and it just sort of stuck. For more evidence, please to watch the following clips. P.S. I know I missed number 7. You’ll find out later!
I was in Express yesterday trying not to buy things which somehow I managed when a song came on the radio. I knew I’d heard it before and the more I listened the more I liked. When I went hom and yubed it, I realized it was “Little Bit” by Lykke Li. I had forced myself to listen to the song a month or so previous. Whenever I try to force myself to like something, it never works out. Tricking myself works best. Sneaky tricking. Here is the yube for “Little Bit” by Lykke Li, a Swedish girl who seems like she may be insane. This video is hard to see and a bit confusing, but what the Hell. Watch it.
Holy Shit on a Cracker. That spiteful piece of vagina is returning to Hollyoaks to ruin more people’s lives, namely Justin and Warren’s. Clare. I hated her for a long time. Stupid smirky bitch. The best episode of Hollyoaks was when O.B. puncher her in the face when she was trying to drown Max. Now that she has her evil sights on people I hate; Justin, Louise, Warren; I’m all a flutter for her to return and kill ‘em. Get to killing Clare! Here is the punch and drowning incident. She’s a crazy.
I went to the Cut Cop show at 930 Club last night and it was damn near perfect even though I didn’t know the music as much as I should lyrically. I’m getting down on it now though. Also, some dirty bitches stepped on my big toe about a dozen times and so now I have a big old blood blister. So what the fuck vaginas?! Stop trying to sneak in front of me. Here is the single Lights & Music. I can’t embed the music video, so here is the song itself. YUUUUUBEEEE!
It’s nearing midnight and I’m looking through my files to see what I still need to put up. Well I found something. That is a direct order private. 