With TV Came Happiness

Will you please look at this gayness? Christian Ronaldo, one of the more well known football (soccer) players around has always been mocked about being a homo because he basically acts like a homo. In this amazing shot, he makes some of the strangest faces and has to check his own business down south when he sees man wang next to him. Is he checking his size? Checking to see if he has an erection? Listen to Manha Manha in the background. It’s not The Muppets, but it’ll do.

Here is the Muppet version of Manha Manha. As you can see, it has those pink creatures checking out Manha Manha’s penis and then looking to see how theirs are faring.

Moving Moving Moving. It’s a pain in the damn ass is what it is. I don’t have time for real life. It’s terribly sad. But happiness occurred this weekend as well. Robyn and Royksopp released their music video for The Girl and The Robot. I know I already yubed up the song before, but watch this sexy bit of business. Robots like planting things better than sex.

Meanwhile, the yube purge runneth over and with it the removal of the embedding to the above (now linked) song. In it’s place, I have find some weird thing from a Nordic Gay Youth event. It’s sort of acceptable to be here. Definitely weird enough. And pretty quality I’d say.

Anytime Dixie Carter is made to look stupid, my heart cheers. A great deal. Julia Sugarbaker gets owned in this scene with Bernice. I think it’s all true. The Designing Women are, in fact, all prostitutes, with Anthony as their gay pimp. Though I think its actually Bernice who is the sexy nymphette with the pert ones. I am pleased to present, Designing Women: Sex For Sale.

DO NOT WATCH THE NEW MELROSE PLACE. THEY ARE KILLING SYDNEY OFF IN THE FIRST EPISODE FOR A BIG STUPID CUNT FUCKING MURDER MYSTERY. I AM TAKING THIS AS A PERSONAL AFFRONT AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIES IF YOU WATCH. FUCK YOU CW! I WAS LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THIS SHIT. RUINED! THIS LADY ON THE RIGHT KNOWN WHATS UP AND IS KILLING A CW EXECUTIVE

There is a new Dragonette video hitting the yube as of this morning. The song is Fixin’ to Thrill and it’s a bit confusing. Children bring her to life a la Frankenstein and then she goes crazy drawing boobs and vaginas and cuts a bitches hair and then gets chased by parents who don’t approve of their children being in a music video It gets all meta and shit. I happen to love this song and it’s just generally weird enough for me to stamp my seal of approval. You shoud have already known about these folks, P.S. from their debut album Galore which was one of the best albums of 2007. Dicks.

I love her bird run when those parents are chasing her.

The CW released some pictures of that dirty dirty whore (and as you recall, she was a whore for true) Sydney Andrews from the new Melrose Place beginning on September. They have a whole cast picture, but I don’t want to see Ashley Simpson’s stupid cunt face and I imagine you don’t either.

As can be seen from the first picture, Syndey is once again a big old hobag, trying ot get it on with this young gentleman who it turns out of Jake’s son. So she’s fucked father and son. How nice. It’s a feat I hope one day to achieve. The other one is Sydney talking to some girl played by the bitch who plays the stupid bride in Harper’s Island. Anyways. Go Laura Leighton. Bitch looks like she’s still in her twenties. Maybe she will kill Ashley Simpson. We can only hope.

WOW. I loved House On Pooh Corner as a kid. I watched it every day back when Disney Channel was cool. I guess I missed this amazing episode. How was the conversation brought up? Did Rabbit touch Piglet in the genitals? I always knew something was off with that guy. Rabbit really says some psychotic things when he talks about what molesters say to kids. Your parents will never love you if you tell. Awesome. Rabbit just doesn’t want his Piglet wang touching to come out.

Your bathing suit covers your private parts. I hope you were aware.

La Roux is back with a new single. Bulletproof is better than In For the Kill which was a million times better than Quicksand. This album should be amazing and you’d best recognize that fact or get a punch in the face. One or the other. Below you can find the one with the red hair in about 7 different make up styles walking through a world made by my computer. Sometimes she even looks like a human.

The TV landscape is once again going through its end of season overhaul in preparation for September. Cancellations and Renewals left and right. I’ll only mentioned the stuff about which I actually give a shit.

I will start off with the most important and wonderful news. I’ve mentioned in the past my hatred for the characters Lucas and Peyton on One Tree Hill. Well, I mus have been good in a past life, because those two rectal bleeds are finally hitting the damn road. Never again will I have to witness the douche squint of Lucas or the open mouth gape and undyed hair roots of Peyton. Good riddance. To make up for the losing their two main characters, they are bringing the hottie on full time. As they should! Mr. Sexy Smirk himself, Austin Nichols has been on the show for most of the past 10 episodes and I’m glad he’s staying. He can hang out with Daphne Zuniga in the sphere of Brooke influence since the other characters are just lame. Give’m a spinoff. See smirkiness below.

In other news, Scrubs is returning. Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke will show up for 6 episodes and then things should get weird. I hope they give a lot of screen time to Denis, the cunty Intern played by Eliza Coupe. She’s just such a miserable human being. I need some more of that in my life. Since I’m so very very nice. But the bitch is going to possibly be in a new show on ABC called New Heroics, a comedic superhero tale. Boo. Anyhow, here she is with Elmo, who was interested in her sexually. For True.

Other things are going to show up since its upfronts week. Stay tuned!

No old crazy man in 10 posts. I must rectify. This time around, we find out about how to pour something into something. And the spilling. And the grits. It’s necessary. Things start out making a bit of sense. Mostly useless sense, but we take what we can get. But then 2:20 hits and it quickly becomes really uncomfortable. Watch ahead.