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Frankmusik has come out with his least gay single lyrically, but his gayest single in every other possible manner. Someone string him up. We don’t take kindly to queers in this town. But woah damn. This shit is gay. Gay awesome I mean. Confusion Girl is about some girl who broke his heart or something? But she was sort of a cunt too. And it turns out, she is all about him and he had some sneaky tricks to brainwash her. I dunno. It’s about a lady and not a dude he’s just finished banging. Wha? Why’d he kiss that bitch? Oh it’s Holly Vallance. I guess that’s fine then. He can make out with her alone. Or me. Only choices Mr! Why was I unaware dude was straight? I guess it’s the video of him singing to the dude about how they shouldn’t date anymore. Mayhaps thats it.

Other thoughts. Did that blonde woman get raped and shot? I want that flying ability and the not getting hit by large objects power and those purple shoes. Is the bitch getting raped played by Ali Bastian from Hollyoaks?

Aquaman thinks he’s so damn hot with his “work it”s and his swivelling hips towards those poor construction workers who helping with, lets say, Katrina. Aquaman Caused Katrina! Just so he could do a sexy dance towards the people. He got all of the whales in the world to come to the same place and smack their tales until the waters destroyed the levees. Kill him! If you see him dancing at you, don’t go over and make sweet sweet love to him. Kill him. Because he will find a way to kill us again. DC could be next! He might want to swing his pelvis in my general direction when I’m trying to rebuild the Washington Monument or something. What a dick.

Scooby’s Top Villains #6

The No Face Zombie Chase is one of Scooby’s stupidest non-Scrappy episodes ever. A curse was placed on a coin that would give the person who had it bad luck. I guess it’s bad luck in that form of a zombie who has no face for no valid reason. He’s been wandering the Earth for centuries with no face and dressed in a pink cloak. He also has a limp for no apparent reason as well which doesn’t really help him in hiding the coin or chasing after Scooby and the Gang. Oh wait. It’s no problem, he drives a nice Studabaker or something.. with no eyes. Meanwhile, there is a gorilla wandering around the episode for some reason. It turns out that the No Face Zombie is a robot. And the gorilla is a human trying to steal the coin. The robot zombie drove a car? And it stole a coin while the gorilla man was trying to steal a coin. Or something. I don’t understand. Fun though that this bitch has disabled embedding. Fuckers! Oh well. Here is the first clip of the meeting and driving. Watch this bit of patheticness now!

If you actually care about these comic posts, you’ll recognize these two dogs. Lockjaw and Cosmo. Comso just got jacked up by some psychic bitch, so it’s up to our good ol’d dummy dog, Lockjaw to look him to consciousness. Sounds gay. Oh yeah, this was Guardians of The Galaxy.

Meanwhile, over in Thunderbolts, we find out just about every single Thunderbolt is a traitor to their evil cause especially their team leader, the awesome b Black Widow (blonde not red). She’s working for Nick Fury! How dare she be such a good guy. No wonder she gave Deadpool back his head. (?)

Just shut up! Family Hospital Fun 2009 has been going on and it’s sort of sapped up my life what with that, my impending move to DC on Wednesday and a beach weekend for the 4th! What will this poor blog do without me? It will take a bit of a nap of course. So don’t be surprised if I don’t post til Sunday night.

Anywho, here is a new video I was unaware existed. It features Martina Sorbara, the lead singer of Dragonette acting like some sort of sneaky vagina. I’ve never heard of the dude Martin Solveig. His parts aren’t quite as wonderful as hers of course. The video is directed by John Paul Gaultier, that guy who makes clothes or something. I don’t know. He’s not very famous. M.S. acts all behind the scenes sneaky until 1:05 where she makes her little front and center debut. You can start there or she starts singing at 1:38 so start there? So many options. Choose the right one. Cause this shit is like a Choose Your Own Adventure Book where one choice ends in your death.

So this douchebag, wink, brought up this dude Miike Snow to me and even though his name is spelled wrong, I love this song, “Animal”. It is a bit dancy and a bit islandy and a bit alternativey and a lot sexy. Meanwhile, we are all animals. You know what kind of animal I am! Do a little search on this deal and you will see some pictures. Also meanwhile, the jackelope is real I tell you. I saw one in Montana once. It was pewter, but still, it’s real. Just look at this damning proof! Oh yeah. This is about the music. It’s good. Checky outy.

Those are they or aren’t they best buds finally ARE-D! Sneaky gays Rictor and Shatterstar finally outed themselves like nobody’s business and I couldn’t be happier. I’ve been waiting for this shit since forever. Look a kiss! A kiss I didn’t expect. Giddiness.