He’s finally done it. He’s sexed up our cattle and our construction workers. Now he’s on to what we eat. I dont want to bite into a hotdog bun and come upon some Aquaman semen. Ha. Come. Hot Dog. Trickiness me do. Anywho, check out Aquaman defiling a supermarket near you. Make sure to check your food.
R.I.P. Mollie Sugden. P.S. Is this picture made out of sand? R.S.V.P.
I don’t know where I got this but got this I did. It’s too short to summarize (if i said too much, it would be the whole clip) so just watch. Murder? Suicide? Kittens? Tweedlee-Dee.
In honor of Phyllis Diller’s 92nd birthday, I will start a little something called That’s One Crazy Bitch. The star of stage, screen and television. One of the greats of the known universe, I have a picture of her and her giant crazy hair hanging above my bed, ready to wake up in the middle of the night and pounce on me. Said picture can be seen at left.
So here is to the greatest female comedian of all time (sorry Lucy). Here is the lady herself, in a sadly anti-embedding video clip. So check it out HERE. The start of You Mother’s So Fat jokes began with this crazy bitch! The signature laugh. Signature hair. Signature plastic surgery. Check it out.
Scooby’s 3rd greatest villain ever is the start of the trifecta. The remaining 3 are all originial Scooby Doo Where Are You? adversaries and have a special place in the Scooby Doo mythos. I shall begin here with the one, the only, Spooky Space Kook!
The Space Kook has a wonderful singing voice and much like the Sirens of old, it is spell-binding. His singing also causes his head-helmet to light up red. He is way ahead of his time. Scooby Doo has a history of having their villains turn out to be someone we have never met before. Not much of a who-dunnit. This is one of those times. “It’s my neighbor” is a shitty reveal. The Space Kook can also be quite nice. He is the only villains to ever try to feed Scooby his very favorite Scooby Snacks. What a nice ghost? Ghost Alien? Skeleton-Spaceman? Ghost Skeleton Alien Astronaut?
Below you can see The Spooky Space Kook starting from the very beginning of the episode. He appears before even Scooby. That is how special he is. Oh and, of course Fred runs out of gas. Doesnt he check his dash ever? Dick! Things really get kicking at the 6:00 mark. Scooby gets gifts and SSK just slowly walks around like any good villain.
Edit. No more Kook. This is all the yube that remains.
I love Just Jack. Just love him. Everything he touches turns to platinum (see what I did there). His newest single, released at some point in the next 6 weeks, is “The Day I Died” and it’s really upbeat. And i by upbeat I mean miserably depressing. Though, it’s sort of upbeat in terms of the actual beat. James Nesbitt plays the main dude who dies. He’s pre-jacked up for some reason sneaky and directory. Themes or something. I can’t be bothered. Just Jack has a bit of cameousity at the end as the shakey-head ambulancery. Listen up and listen good you mutts! Edit: Song un-embedded. Here is a live version.
So much stuff to say. First off, the solicitations are out and things are getting might crazy. FUCKING KANG IS BACK?!? And fucking with the Guardians of the Galaxy! Cosmo and Mantis. Together forever. Oh wait! Mantis and Kang have a shared past. He kidnapped her and tried to marry her. Woot!
Also, ComicCon happened in San Diego and the biggest reveal is that the crazy bitch SELENE is resurrecting a ton of dead mutants. And there will be a crazy wonderful crossover. Check it out below.
Coming up this week, as I’ve mentioned, the REAL Thunderbolts are reuniting and here is quite a little shot of Songbird back with Fixer and Mach IV. Below that is a stunning cover for War of Kings that releases in two weeks. And finally, BOOM BOOM IS ALIVE!! Time travel got her un-shot in the head. Poor Leper Queen though. She was happy with death.
Little Boots is back with Remedy. I already posted the song back in the olden days, but she’s released it as a single. The video is below. You will find such things as mirrors and lights and keyboards and little bootses. I would like someone to buy me a weird gear thing that I can lie on whilst it spins. And a weird mirrored hair piece. It’d fit somehow.
I don’t like this but I love this. Seems that I’m always thinking of this. Thanks to theinternetisterrible.com. I think I may be the sexy horse-deer. Everyone kisses with their eyes closed. True love. Except that grasshopper. He’s not feeling it I guess.
