With TV Came Happiness

Here is an unnecessary .gif that I found whilst making the rounds today.

Well, I must as well get ten posts done today in the wee hours of the morning. I was just checking comicbookresources and came across this variant cover for X-Factor #200. It is about 300 times better than the actual cover and Madrox looks fucking hot. There I go again. Hot comic characters. That’s some trouble. The gang’s all here and M seems to be coming out of Strong Guy’s elbow. And why does Siryn seems so all alone, not touching anyone?

Donald Duck is a freak and as you can see below, he seems to be an attempted murderer. Watching him bird watch is awkward. He’s a bird as well. It’s like taking pictures of cavemen, something similar yet inferior to one’s self. At the end of the short, Donald finally has enough and resorts to extreme violence, per usual. Following that, he loses his mind. His bird nemesis in this is fucked up as well, threatening suicide in multiple ways. That’s always something kids like to watch.

I’ve been a Doctor Who dork for the last few years and even have Series 4 on DVD with that redheaded spitfire, Donna Noble as played by Catherine Tate. It’s almost time for the end of the line for David Tennant’s version of the Doctor, as he is leaving the show and with that regenerating into a really ugly 20-something as played by some dude who looks like Frankenstein’s Monster. The BBC has put up a clip of the opening for the final two-parter episode where The Doctor goes up against his mortal enemy, The Master. In this clip, we see the Ood, a quality alien species who look rather sexy and seem to be psychic or something. Anyways, all of our favorites are set to return including the aforementioned Donna, so I’m all sorts of excited. Watch the fun below.

Skipping Best Male TV Character, let’s take a little trip over the realm of music. Best Album and Best Song are basically the same thing so I’m lumping. Lumping. That sounds erotic. I have already put all of the following songs up so let’s just throw these out there.

Best Song

Remedy, Little Boots; Bulletproof, La Roux; Black & Blue, Miike Snow; Wonder Woman, Frankmusik; Liar, Dragonette. Oh snap, I haven’t put up the Black & Blue video. Watch it below and believe in it’s awesomeness. That old man reminds me of edarem, the most missed man in America.

Best Album is nearly the same. Hands, Little Boots; Fixin To Thrill, Dragonette; Complete Me, Frankmusik; Miike Snow, Miike Snow; and a sneaky little bitch who beat out La Roux and Robbie Williams, Don’t Stop, Annie. Speaking of which, here is the title single. I almost vomit with happiness when I hear the bridges in this song. You should all be aware, for me, a good song must have an amazing bridge, or it’s out the window with it. Listen and do a little dance for her victory over the nominees that never were.

Comic Solicitations came out last week and though the solicits were interesting, the covers were not. A few will no make their way to this blog. You can see them below. Role call! X-Factor. Gay Shatterstar jacks up Dr. Doom with the help of M, Strong Guy and Darwin. You can see more of Shatterstar AND X-Factor in the next week as he is up for an award.

Cinderella: From Fabletown With Love has had amazing covers the entire mini through. This issue is no exception. Looks like some sexy goings on are to be had in a shortly. Cinderella-Puss in Boots love. You will also the mini in the upcoming week as it too has been nominated.

Majik, Anole, Armor and Danger are spotlighted in the next issue of Nation X. That’s a gay and issue with Karma and Northstar thus far getting their own stories. Quotas! You won’t find any of these people in the next week. None of these bitches were nominated. Booyah.

As opposed to the last posts, I am behind on certain things. Dicktowel is one of them. I know as soon as I watched the episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia about infomercials that www.dicktowel.com would be a real website. Currently, the website has sold out of dicktowels. People are probably giving people them as presents methinks. Everyone in this clip is a very good actor. Especially the man on the left at the beginning. He’s hot though, so I will allow it. Also, of course Dennis gets shirtless. No problems here!

Gilligan’s Island was my 2nd favorite show when I was a child. I emulated Ginger and the Professor, hence my future gay dorkishness. This clip is presumably from one of the episodes, but it’s just a 2 minute dance to The Castaways, “Liar Liar”. Even Lovey Howell gets in on the action, frugging that shit out of the dance floor like some rabid wolverine, all fists and elbows.

Timmy Trendy is back. This aired on Radio 1 just today on the Scott Mills Show and I had to sit in my car outside of my house to listen. “He” calls up some dude from Britain’s Next Top Model and has an incredibly awkward phone call. The dude doesn’t want him to be on the show with him and starts talking crazy about some cage woman. Of course, the laughter ensues and the voice modificator goes crazy. I’m glad I’m on the cusp of pop culture.