BBC has released a new trailer for the new Doctor Who with that Easter island headed new Doctor. The video is a big cheesy but still hot shit what with the weeping angel and a Dalek jabbering about. The special effects are actually not sketchy looking and what the fuck is that crazy goo face that comes at the end. Anyways, beginning Easter, the awesomeness gets started and I will have no idea what the hell the new Doctor screams, as the title of this post demonstrates.
In other news, why oh why does Ke$ha have to exist? Can’t someone go back in time and abort? Everything abort her screams douche. Her lyrics are fucking miserable. If I have to hear about her brushing her douche teeth with “jack” one more time I’m going to find a way to shit on her douche face. Blah Blah Blah may be the most awful song every created and that’s saying a lot. She sounds like some dying malformed robot cat and looks like someone vomited on a pile of old rags. Below is a picture of Ke$ha in better days.
Everyblog in America has been putting up this freakshow of epic proportions. Think of a drag show. Now think of being high on heroin. Now think of being raped by a goat. Or something. The My Little Ponys have gone into some of the good stuff and can’t help but sing to gay anthems. I must say that these pony actors can act up a storm with their eerie eye movements and hovering back legs. Below you can hear some special songs. That one that is from Dream Girls that the Hudson girl sang and that one from the witch musical where Kristen Chenoweth plays a baby voice Glenda.
I have fallen in love today. Super Saver Lilian has set my heart ablaze with her sexy talk. “Two is better than one, that’s what I always say.” You minx, Lilian! Who do you want to meat to our Clarke and Lilian buns? Meanwhile, this commercial is confusing and what the Hell is CVS talking about? Just fuck me, Lilian. We can talk about it in the morning.
How is Lilian standing diagonally? She must defy gravity. From Videogum.
Oh snip snap bippity bap. SKYE IS BACK! Robin Christopher, AKA the most awesome soap actress ever is returning to General Hospital. Skye, the most awesome soap character ever has also appeared for years on All My Children and One Life to Live. Most interconnected character in Daytime, right here, folks. She’s a hot red headed bitch who will kick your ass if you dare look it her with some shifty eyes. The one bad thing is that I must now watch General Hospital again, a mostly pitiful show. Besides that, Happy Days are here again. I’ve been waiting for this for three years now.
I could watch the following clip ever day. Skye wipes that smug goddamn face off of that dirty cunt, Sam. Kill her. Check out 1:00 where it all gets awesome.
Sadness can be found below as Skye must tell her adopted grandfather some sad news. After that is more sadness as Skye eulogizes her adopted brother/best friend AJ. I miss AJ too.
Fine. Fuck you all. This is a music blog masquerading as a TV blog this week and you will all have to deal with it. I do not know how I missed this. A Sophie Ellis Bextor song that snuck on by me?! Can’t Fight This Feeling is actually a Junior Caldera song with Sophie as guest vocals. Who gives a shit about that dude though? I certainly don’t. The song contains all of the good Sophie affectations. “Can’t” as per usual, sounds like it rhymes with “haunt”. Of course, there is bad news. Sophie’s album isn’t coming out til September now. Stop having babies!
V V Brown is coming to DC9 on Friday and I, for one, cannot wait. It’s an 8$ concert with free drinks til 10:30, so, get that shit people! She’d best gimme mo acousticness like this bit below.
Now that I know of the existence of this Black Cab Sessions (sounds rather porny), I will have to waste hours listening to the 50 or so clips they have. Spoon, Little Boots, Lykke Li, Jens Lekhman. Exciting.
The Pipettes has a really good song in “Pull Shapes” and a really good video to accompany the song. Now, 14 band member changes later, we only have two PIpettes and a really awful video. “Our Love Was Saved By Spacemen” is a damn weird song and I disliked it on first listen. Now though, it has wrapped itself around my brain and will not let go not matter how hard I try to scrape it off. It’s too bad about the video though. The last one was a remake of the party scene from Beyond The Valley of The Dolls! I guess nothing can possibly top that. For your viewing enjoyment, here are some bargain basement special effects.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was a special kind of movie and I have no idea why I started to thinking about it today. OH. Now I remember. Said reason behind remembering will be posted on a later date, but your guess is probably right. They are planning on making a sequel this year, so be prepared for a complete bastardization and a bunch of CGI mo-cap styled Pixar looking cartoon characters looking nothing like Warner Brothers/Disney styled art. Fuck you Hollywood. Clips are as follows: Judge Doom having a bit of a freak out, Roger having a freak out, Nina Hyena having a freak out.
Oh snip snap bippity bap. SKYE IS BACK! Robin Christopher, AKA the most awesome soap actress ever is returning to General Hospital. Skye, the most awesome soap character ever has also appeared for years on All My Children and One Life to Live. Most interconnected character in Daytime, right here, folks. She’s a hot red headed bitch who will kick your ass if you dare look it her with some shifty eyes. The one bad thing is that I must now watch General Hospital again, a mostly pitiful show. Besides that, Happy Days are here again. I’ve been waiting for this for three years now.