Songs To Get Groped To
The last and only time (thus far) I was in Paris (I’m going back in March, woot), which was in 11th grade, I became obsessed with a song I heard on MTV Europe. Said song is entitled Narcotic by the band Liquido. The song is a friendly tale about cocaine and the video takes place in the courtyard of some extra slutty apartment complex. Freaky Germans of various persuasions do a whole buncha flirting. No one is all that hot and everyone is mostly douchey. Also, singer has a big ol’ unibrow which makes me so hot.
Storytime. After Paris, we went to Amsterdam. In the Red Light District, I saw the video playing in a television store so I went in to watch. An older gentleman followed me into said shop and proceeded to try to talk with me for a bit to which I mostly ignored because I have a tendency to ignore people. My parents, getting worried because I had been in there too long, rushed into the shop right as the man went in for a crotch grab. My mother gave him a good smack and we were on our way.
Listen to my near molestation song. It’s not quite as great as I remember, but I still enjoy it.