Who’s That Jackass?
Clarke Whitehead is a man of many talents. He can clean a toilet just by thinking about it and can breath while sitting in a rowboat. He likes many things and many things like him. You’d be surprised. But you shouldn’t trust his word on it cause, you know…just don’t.
Here’s the highly elusive Clarke now. Stay back, he may have a disease.
Clarke grew up in the sugar plantations of Alexandria, Virginia the son of two individuals as opposed to the usual three. He went to school at Stratford Landing Elementary for 13 years because he’s that stupid. They sent him to Virginia Tech because they didn’t want to deal with the stench anymore. He studied something or another and generally ignored it until it nearly killed him with its very power. Huh? I don’t understand that sentence. He has since moved to sunny DC in the Heights of Columbia where he occasionally sleeps on the streets and scrounges around in dumpsters. He should be avoided at all costs because he fucking hates you all and rabies is a good way to thin out the herd.