I have good news and bad news on the Marvel cosmic front. The bad news first. Guardians of the Galaxy and Nova are going on hiatus. This is partially to do with the low sales they get and partially to do with the good news that is coming. The Thanos Imperitive will be taking over. A 6 month mini-series tying every cosmic character together into a web of insanity. The Cancer-verse, the universe on the other side of the rip in space, The Fault, is planning to take over the Marvel Universe and a rag tag band of cosmic heroes are the only ones to stop it. As you can see from the entirely beautiful picture below, of up-most importance seems to be, of course, Thanos. Silver Surfer seems to be coming back in a big way and the surprising third star seems to be Medusa, the queen of the Inhumans and one of my top ten redheaded females of Marvel. The current stars of their respective books, Nova and Starlord can be seen below with fan favorite Rocket Raccoon. It all seems to be exciting besides that sadness up front.
I watched one of the strangest and therefore awesomest movies yesterday. It had been on my Netflix queue for ages and I finally got around to it. The Happiness of the Katakuri’s is the tale of a family who move out to the country and buy a B&B. Unfortunately, all of their guests start dying and when a body is found, or for any reason, the family starts singing and dancing. Sometimes, for action scenes, everything goes claymation and it’s batshit. The opening of the movie says it all so take a look. Always watch out for angel fetuses trying to steal your uvula.
Oh my god. I’m having a nerdgasm. Some of my favorite ladies of Marvel are joining forces to combat a long thought dead hero turned villainess. She-Hulk, Hellcat, Emma Frost, Agent Brand, Valkyrie and Monica Rambeau vs. Frankie Raye AKA Nova, ex herald of Galactus. I cannot wait to see Hellcat and Valkyrie join forces. The most awesome thing of all is that this is a weekly series. 5 issues. 5 weeks. Pure awesome.
I haven’t had a Roison Murphy post in a bit and I just came across a good song with her as featured player. Crookers is some DJ team or something and they have decided to bring the RM into the mix with their song, Royal T . Roison really does some wailing and I digs it like a pony digs a grave for its blind owner. ?!
Mickey & Goofy, Huey Duey & Luey, Daisy, and Donald solo. Now add to that list Donald’s old school cartoons with his best pal Mickey’s dog Pluto. Why do they interact? Who knows. Pluto seems to be his employee? A bad employee at that too. Sleeping the job. Things later take a random turn when an asshole bee is suddenly introduced. Why does everyone have to be so rude to poor Donald. He is just a victim of the cruel world in which he lives. So he has a temper. It doesn’t show up until he is provoked by one of the many uncaring people in his life. Fuck his life. You good for nothing mutt!
Everyblog in America has been putting up this freakshow of epic proportions. Think of a drag show. Now think of being high on heroin. Now think of being raped by a goat. Or something. The My Little Ponys have gone into some of the good stuff and can’t help but sing to gay anthems. I must say that these pony actors can act up a storm with their eerie eye movements and hovering back legs. Below you can hear some special songs. That one that is from Dream Girls that the Hudson girl sang and that one from the witch musical where Kristen Chenoweth plays a baby voice Glenda.
I have fallen in love today. Super Saver Lilian has set my heart ablaze with her sexy talk. “Two is better than one, that’s what I always say.” You minx, Lilian! Who do you want to meat to our Clarke and Lilian buns? Meanwhile, this commercial is confusing and what the Hell is CVS talking about? Just fuck me, Lilian. We can talk about it in the morning.
How is Lilian standing diagonally? She must defy gravity. From Videogum.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was a special kind of movie and I have no idea why I started to thinking about it today. OH. Now I remember. Said reason behind remembering will be posted on a later date, but your guess is probably right. They are planning on making a sequel this year, so be prepared for a complete bastardization and a bunch of CGI mo-cap styled Pixar looking cartoon characters looking nothing like Warner Brothers/Disney styled art. Fuck you Hollywood. Clips are as follows: Judge Doom having a bit of a freak out, Roger having a freak out, Nina Hyena having a freak out.
I don’t know what this is, but it’s easy to find when you type “monkey from hell” into google. Thank you VampireHungerStrike for you brilliantly horrifying art. Brought to us by Deviantart.com
