With TV Came Happiness

What is this pile of general insanity? Those bears sure know how to party. Especially walking on the ceiling bear. And people vomiting bear. And pregnant explosion bear. Found by Videogum.com

Back in June or so, I posted about the Wonder Girls, a Korean girl group that were (are) trying to make it big in America. Things have taken a turn for the awesome. The following clip has gone viral. A little boy in a dress does a very impressive copy of their dance for the song Nobody .

I watched one of the strangest and therefore awesomest movies yesterday. It had been on  my Netflix queue for ages and I finally got around to it. The Happiness of the Katakuri’s is the tale of a family who move out to the country and buy a B&B. Unfortunately, all of their guests start dying and when a body is found, or for any reason, the family starts singing and dancing. Sometimes, for action scenes, everything goes claymation and it’s batshit. The opening of the movie says it all so take a look. Always watch out for angel fetuses trying to steal your uvula.

Hollyoaks is finally back to firing on all cylinders again with this whole Holly going missing story. Cindy, 2009 Drama Female Nominee, is in rare form. She is still in bitch mode, but she is in sad bitch mode, so it is quite a change. She’s in make up that makes her look like shit with the crying and the yelling at people about stealing her kid. Too bad Holly is just hiding out somewhere to pull one over on Cindy and Tony for being sucky parents. Here is a summary of last weeks goings on in the story.

Everyblog in America has been putting up this freakshow of epic proportions. Think of a drag show. Now think of being high on heroin. Now think of being raped by a goat. Or something. The My Little Ponys have gone into some of the good stuff and can’t help but sing to gay anthems. I must say that these pony actors can act up a storm with their eerie eye movements and hovering back legs. Below you can hear some special songs. That one that is from Dream Girls that the Hudson girl sang and that one from the witch musical where Kristen Chenoweth plays a baby voice Glenda.

Before I talk about whatever, I would like to share a bit of weird spam i received today. There were five and all seemed to be from prescription drug spammers about some war or something. This was my favorite: “their nights sharpening spoon-handles into shanks, and the ones who just lay”. Huh-Wah?

Moving on. Or maybe, speaking of weapons, I have, included, a 9 minute video of great scenes from the film Troll 2. Those in the know recognize this film as the greatest of all time. It’s imaginative dialogue, stunning acting work and extremely plausible plotting make for a movie spectacular. All you need to know going into is that a kid pees on his family’s food in order to keep them from melting into a green substance that the goblins (not trolls as per the title). Popcorn sex?! Bologna saves all?! This movie is a mess. I want to spoil everything, but i will not.

What with being trapped in the house overnight, I had to find something extra weird to bring you. Below, this is a neighborhood for the ages. The kid’s aren’t alright, but they are fine by me.

I’ve decided I no longer hate Linda and I believe that is because she always fails which makes me happy. It’s time for us to mourn for Better of Ted because that shit is about dead. Playing a mini violin right now. The beginning of this clip is the toned down version of the cum slut donkey fucker snippet from two weeks ago. We still get a uterus shout out though.

Oddly Specific.com is a fucking weird website. Unnecessary signs abound in the world and that blog compiles the greats. Take a look at a few below. Lessons learned. When in a nuclear attack, but a newspaper on your head. Also, you should never fight a bear.

Congratulations to Dannii Minogue and her hot model dude for making a baby. I’d make a baby with this one. Or at least keep trying to do so.