Frankmusik has appeared again, guest vocaling on a Computer Club track, Losing Streak. It’s not the usual Frankmusik song, extra produced and wonky but I can still get behind it. The lyrics are extra dirty as well. The line in my post title precedes more special bits. “You got cock, now it’s fine, join the back of the line”. Classy.
It’s about time to put up a assload of music posts again so bare with me. I have disliked Cheryl Cole’s solo album away from the rest of Girls Aloud. I know part of it is because she is my least favorite member, but it also because the songs are sorta a lot meh. One song snuck through though and I have no idea. Parachute is overly catchy and I want to punch it in the throat. Maybe it’s the repetition of words that happen, yet are sung at different speeds and in different keys. I tend to like that sort of shit.
Funny story. The song is about how Cheryl has some guy that will catch her if she ever falls. Also, she sings about how “they” want to see her and her man fall. Which is funny, because her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, just became the Tiger Woods of England with like 86 mistresses coming forth. Guess no one is catching your ass now Cheryl. Go buy that parachute.
Hollyoaks cast changes continue as 11 more actors have been fired. 4 had been fired previously and 3 quit so that is 18 in one year. And I hate every character but 1! All of my favorites are sticking around thank goodness. Below is the only one I’m going to miss and she isn’t even an important character. Suzanne Ashworth is the mother of the clan of useless trolls that are the Ashworths. She gets constant grief from this mixed bag of douchery and usually maintains a fair bit of humor. Too bad the actress is shackled to those flying monkeys.
Oh the losers getting kicked the fuck out are as follows, Calvin, Leo, Sasha, Spencer, Lauren, Dave, Des, Newt, Archie, Hayley, Zak (slightly a tiny bit sad about this one), Josh, Reese, Jake, Loretta, Kris and Neville. Peace out, losers.
The last commercial AMC’s Aiden Turner did for Alexandria Land Rover was weird enough (see a few posts below). This commercial is soooooo much stranger. Some talk of being in love with a car and then some weird gay shit happens. Heh? The second clip is because he’s goofy cute too.
Hollyoaks is finally back to firing on all cylinders again with this whole Holly going missing story. Cindy, 2009 Drama Female Nominee, is in rare form. She is still in bitch mode, but she is in sad bitch mode, so it is quite a change. She’s in make up that makes her look like shit with the crying and the yelling at people about stealing her kid. Too bad Holly is just hiding out somewhere to pull one over on Cindy and Tony for being sucky parents. Here is a summary of last weeks goings on in the story.
I’ve had this song on my list for about 2 months and have continued to avoid it because I just had to put up this song or that song instead. When is it Billy’s turn? Now. The song Billy Don’t Be A Hero is a special little number that seems to be a cover of a song of the same name by Paper Lace, the group behind previous poor 70s track, The Night Chicago Died . Anywho, this version became popular in American while Paper Lace’s less quality number did in The UK.
About the song itself, it’s some sentimental pap smear about some dude who goes off to war and dies and it’s like anti-war or something maybe. The lyrics are silly, but I dig it just the same. Please to listen.
OH NO! I’m going to have to watch Dancing with the Stars this season. Aiden Turner, AKA the hottest soap star every created, see sexiness to follow, has been added to the list. It has been a sad few months after since Aidan (Aiden’s character’s name) left All My Children in shackles and there isn’t a hot guy for miles. Too bad. Aidan arrived on the show about when I started watching it, 2001 or something. What a lusty fellow he was. And British. And good.
I first noticed him back in the day when he was Geri Halliwell’s hot boyfriend in the video for Bag It Up (attached herein). Watch her use him as a table. Also attached is a bit of a bit from AMC where Aidan does something very hot by telling Bianca not to be such a cunt and then he punches her in the pussy. If only.
Meanwhile, WTF is this next video? Aiden goes to my local Land Rover dealership in Alexandria and talks like some sort of crazy douche. Hot douche. I love this shit.
In more cool redheaded soap casting news, my favorite actress, Julianne Moore has decided to return to her roots and will be appearing on As The World Turns. Julianne played identical cousins/half sisters, Frannie and Sabrina (a Brit), from 85-88. I don’t watch the shoe besides a bit of that ultra boring gay couple that appear once every 14 months. Damned if I won’t watch her scenes though whenever she is on. As the demise of soaps is upon us, she will be one of ATWT’s last hurrahs and it’s fitting because bitch is the best thing ever. Unfortunately, i cannot embed. Racism. Here is a clip of the identical cousins. End.
In other news, Julianne is actively looking to change things up a bit in her career and searching for a primetime show in which to become involved.
BBC has released a new trailer for the new Doctor Who with that Easter island headed new Doctor. The video is a big cheesy but still hot shit what with the weeping angel and a Dalek jabbering about. The special effects are actually not sketchy looking and what the fuck is that crazy goo face that comes at the end. Anyways, beginning Easter, the awesomeness gets started and I will have no idea what the hell the new Doctor screams, as the title of this post demonstrates.
Fine. Fuck you all. This is a music blog masquerading as a TV blog this week and you will all have to deal with it. I do not know how I missed this. A Sophie Ellis Bextor song that snuck on by me?! Can’t Fight This Feeling is actually a Junior Caldera song with Sophie as guest vocals. Who gives a shit about that dude though? I certainly don’t. The song contains all of the good Sophie affectations. “Can’t” as per usual, sounds like it rhymes with “haunt”. Of course, there is bad news. Sophie’s album isn’t coming out til September now. Stop having babies!