I watched one of the strangest and therefore awesomest movies yesterday. It had been on my Netflix queue for ages and I finally got around to it. The Happiness of the Katakuri’s is the tale of a family who move out to the country and buy a B&B. Unfortunately, all of their guests start dying and when a body is found, or for any reason, the family starts singing and dancing. Sometimes, for action scenes, everything goes claymation and it’s batshit. The opening of the movie says it all so take a look. Always watch out for angel fetuses trying to steal your uvula.
Mickey & Goofy, Huey Duey & Luey, Daisy, and Donald solo. Now add to that list Donald’s old school cartoons with his best pal Mickey’s dog Pluto. Why do they interact? Who knows. Pluto seems to be his employee? A bad employee at that too. Sleeping the job. Things later take a random turn when an asshole bee is suddenly introduced. Why does everyone have to be so rude to poor Donald. He is just a victim of the cruel world in which he lives. So he has a temper. It doesn’t show up until he is provoked by one of the many uncaring people in his life. Fuck his life. You good for nothing mutt!
Everyblog in America has been putting up this freakshow of epic proportions. Think of a drag show. Now think of being high on heroin. Now think of being raped by a goat. Or something. The My Little Ponys have gone into some of the good stuff and can’t help but sing to gay anthems. I must say that these pony actors can act up a storm with their eerie eye movements and hovering back legs. Below you can hear some special songs. That one that is from Dream Girls that the Hudson girl sang and that one from the witch musical where Kristen Chenoweth plays a baby voice Glenda.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was a special kind of movie and I have no idea why I started to thinking about it today. OH. Now I remember. Said reason behind remembering will be posted on a later date, but your guess is probably right. They are planning on making a sequel this year, so be prepared for a complete bastardization and a bunch of CGI mo-cap styled Pixar looking cartoon characters looking nothing like Warner Brothers/Disney styled art. Fuck you Hollywood. Clips are as follows: Judge Doom having a bit of a freak out, Roger having a freak out, Nina Hyena having a freak out.
I don’t know what this is, but it’s easy to find when you type “monkey from hell” into google. Thank you VampireHungerStrike for you brilliantly horrifying art. Brought to us by Deviantart.com
Running Bear has all of the TDS staples. Suicide. Check. Lovers kept apart. Check. Stereotypical Native American Woo-woo-woo-woos? Check. This is the sad tale of Running Bear and Little White Dove, two lovers from enemy tribes who seem to be too lazy to find a way to cross a river, so they decide to cross to each other and die. This song can be summed up in this beautiful Sims 2 video below.
In the realm of Donaldom, I have covered Donald alone, his interactions with his nephews and his interactions with Mickey and Goofy. It is time now to focus on another one of his frequent costars, that “loveable” slut, Daisy Duck. She does nothing but put him down and make him feel like shit. What a fairweather bitch. Sure, Donald doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to sanity, but that’s no reason to be such a cockteasing piece of crap.
In the clip below, Daisy turns Donald out after a slight mishap. Once again, Donald tries his best at controlling his temper with the help of a crash course by record. The end just goes to show what I have said about Daisy. Fairweather.
WHAT THE FUCK IS DONALD DOING? Back in the 40s, things went silly for cartoons. They got all political and shit and then Donald became a Nazi. The song played at the beginning is really specially and by that I mean, “Wow, how acceptable in this day and age”. Even the rooster does the Nazi salute. Sweet Jesus. It can’t be a Donald cartoon without him losing his damn mind, and at 6:15, this one is no different.
Also, when you sleep, versions of yourself slip into your ass. This is proof.
This is a list of completely incongruous fake individuals. A lesbian pimp taken from the cartoon Jem, two gay comic lovers, a forlorn ’60s gay and a voice modulated fake fashion stylist on a radio show. Timmy Trendy, Radio 1’s resident robo voiced prank caller, voiced by Becky of The Scott Mills show, while awesome, lands in 5th. 4th goes to Jiz, the Jem of the slut set. Both of these suffered from minimal exposure. 3rd goes to Rictor, one of the aforemention gay lovers in X-Factor. He like to do bi, but doesn’t receive the same humour treatment as Shatterstar. We end with two front and center gays. Sal and Shatterstar. Sal’s is just too damn depressing. He suffered from the minimalness as well, but his was more powerful than some of the previous ‘mos. That’s right, Shattybuns wins for being suddenly and generally awesome. He loves his gladiator films and making out with everyone. His (and Rictor’s) shock outing also ranks as my number 1 fictional event of the year, so suck it.
