Welcome back, to the Donald. We are the home stretch and we have one final adversary regular featured in Donald cartoons. Adversaries I should say. Those nut loving faggots, Chip and Dale. As a kid and to this day, I fucking hate them. Somehow though, this cartoon, Toy Tinkerers is one of my all time favorite Donald cartoons. He isn’t even in half of it. Donald doesn’t take kindly to trespassers and of course, guns are used. It can’t be a Donald clip if a gun isn’t being brandished. As you can see, Donald does nothing to deserve their bullshittery. They just showed up and took over. Fuck Donald’s Enemies!
Hollyoaks cast changes continue as 11 more actors have been fired. 4 had been fired previously and 3 quit so that is 18 in one year. And I hate every character but 1! All of my favorites are sticking around thank goodness. Below is the only one I’m going to miss and she isn’t even an important character. Suzanne Ashworth is the mother of the clan of useless trolls that are the Ashworths. She gets constant grief from this mixed bag of douchery and usually maintains a fair bit of humor. Too bad the actress is shackled to those flying monkeys.
Oh the losers getting kicked the fuck out are as follows, Calvin, Leo, Sasha, Spencer, Lauren, Dave, Des, Newt, Archie, Hayley, Zak (slightly a tiny bit sad about this one), Josh, Reese, Jake, Loretta, Kris and Neville. Peace out, losers.
The last commercial AMC’s Aiden Turner did for Alexandria Land Rover was weird enough (see a few posts below). This commercial is soooooo much stranger. Some talk of being in love with a car and then some weird gay shit happens. Heh? The second clip is because he’s goofy cute too.
I’ve had this song on my list for about 2 months and have continued to avoid it because I just had to put up this song or that song instead. When is it Billy’s turn? Now. The song Billy Don’t Be A Hero is a special little number that seems to be a cover of a song of the same name by Paper Lace, the group behind previous poor 70s track, The Night Chicago Died . Anywho, this version became popular in American while Paper Lace’s less quality number did in The UK.
About the song itself, it’s some sentimental pap smear about some dude who goes off to war and dies and it’s like anti-war or something maybe. The lyrics are silly, but I dig it just the same. Please to listen.
Everyblog in America has been putting up this freakshow of epic proportions. Think of a drag show. Now think of being high on heroin. Now think of being raped by a goat. Or something. The My Little Ponys have gone into some of the good stuff and can’t help but sing to gay anthems. I must say that these pony actors can act up a storm with their eerie eye movements and hovering back legs. Below you can hear some special songs. That one that is from Dream Girls that the Hudson girl sang and that one from the witch musical where Kristen Chenoweth plays a baby voice Glenda.
It is an Alphabeat kind of weekend, so prepare yourself for another. I have been holding off on putting up one song for a while, so let’s continue that tradition and be sort of douchey. The next song, therefore is “Always Up With You”. I always love it when that little (gay?) fellow gets a lot of singing in and this starts off on the right foot. Actually, it is chock full of little (gay?) fellow.
This may well be my favorite song on the new album. Yeah it’s a bit repetitive (it’s about 85% the same damn lines), but it’s catchy and all sort of other positive shit i could say-ish. To sum it up, It never gets me down (heh).
Before I talk about whatever, I would like to share a bit of weird spam i received today. There were five and all seemed to be from prescription drug spammers about some war or something. This was my favorite: “their nights sharpening spoon-handles into shanks, and the ones who just lay”. Huh-Wah?
Moving on. Or maybe, speaking of weapons, I have, included, a 9 minute video of great scenes from the film Troll 2. Those in the know recognize this film as the greatest of all time. It’s imaginative dialogue, stunning acting work and extremely plausible plotting make for a movie spectacular. All you need to know going into is that a kid pees on his family’s food in order to keep them from melting into a green substance that the goblins (not trolls as per the title). Popcorn sex?! Bologna saves all?! This movie is a mess. I want to spoil everything, but i will not.
Well even though there have been about 75 music posts this week, I promised myself I would put this up as soon as it appeared. The Alphabeat cover of Lady Gaga’s Telephone and Bad Romance is out and boy is it good. In all its four minutes something seconds of glory, here is quite a feast for your ears.
Better of Ted has been yanked off the air with only two episodes left and it’s a damn shame. I have here my final clip from the show. We see some Ted and Veronica getting all sexy. Underwear in purses, asses in things, and an odd comment about a Nazi general can all be found within.
I resisted Gaga for as long as possible, but she broke me at Bad Romance. Paparazzi was good too, but I still don’t dig the rest. Anyways, flash forward to today. Alphabeat, who are her opening act for the next while, have been given the okay to cover Telephone and Bad Romance for their album and it already sounds great. A 27 second clip has been released so listen for yourself. I hear that the dude sings in the Bad Romance part which we don’t hear in said clip.
