The last commercial AMC’s Aiden Turner did for Alexandria Land Rover was weird enough (see a few posts below). This commercial is soooooo much stranger. Some talk of being in love with a car and then some weird gay shit happens. Heh? The second clip is because he’s goofy cute too.
OH NO! I’m going to have to watch Dancing with the Stars this season. Aiden Turner, AKA the hottest soap star every created, see sexiness to follow, has been added to the list. It has been a sad few months after since Aidan (Aiden’s character’s name) left All My Children in shackles and there isn’t a hot guy for miles. Too bad. Aidan arrived on the show about when I started watching it, 2001 or something. What a lusty fellow he was. And British. And good.
I first noticed him back in the day when he was Geri Halliwell’s hot boyfriend in the video for Bag It Up (attached herein). Watch her use him as a table. Also attached is a bit of a bit from AMC where Aidan does something very hot by telling Bianca not to be such a cunt and then he punches her in the pussy. If only.
Meanwhile, WTF is this next video? Aiden goes to my local Land Rover dealership in Alexandria and talks like some sort of crazy douche. Hot douche. I love this shit.
I have fallen in love today. Super Saver Lilian has set my heart ablaze with her sexy talk. “Two is better than one, that’s what I always say.” You minx, Lilian! Who do you want to meat to our Clarke and Lilian buns? Meanwhile, this commercial is confusing and what the Hell is CVS talking about? Just fuck me, Lilian. We can talk about it in the morning.
How is Lilian standing diagonally? She must defy gravity. From Videogum.
Oh snip snap bippity bap. SKYE IS BACK! Robin Christopher, AKA the most awesome soap actress ever is returning to General Hospital. Skye, the most awesome soap character ever has also appeared for years on All My Children and One Life to Live. Most interconnected character in Daytime, right here, folks. She’s a hot red headed bitch who will kick your ass if you dare look it her with some shifty eyes. The one bad thing is that I must now watch General Hospital again, a mostly pitiful show. Besides that, Happy Days are here again. I’ve been waiting for this for three years now.
I could watch the following clip ever day. Skye wipes that smug goddamn face off of that dirty cunt, Sam. Kill her. Check out 1:00 where it all gets awesome.
Sadness can be found below as Skye must tell her adopted grandfather some sad news. After that is more sadness as Skye eulogizes her adopted brother/best friend AJ. I miss AJ too.
It is an Alphabeat kind of weekend, so prepare yourself for another. I have been holding off on putting up one song for a while, so let’s continue that tradition and be sort of douchey. The next song, therefore is “Always Up With You”. I always love it when that little (gay?) fellow gets a lot of singing in and this starts off on the right foot. Actually, it is chock full of little (gay?) fellow.
This may well be my favorite song on the new album. Yeah it’s a bit repetitive (it’s about 85% the same damn lines), but it’s catchy and all sort of other positive shit i could say-ish. To sum it up, It never gets me down (heh).
Well even though there have been about 75 music posts this week, I promised myself I would put this up as soon as it appeared. The Alphabeat cover of Lady Gaga’s Telephone and Bad Romance is out and boy is it good. In all its four minutes something seconds of glory, here is quite a feast for your ears.
Better of Ted has been yanked off the air with only two episodes left and it’s a damn shame. I have here my final clip from the show. We see some Ted and Veronica getting all sexy. Underwear in purses, asses in things, and an odd comment about a Nazi general can all be found within.
I resisted Gaga for as long as possible, but she broke me at Bad Romance. Paparazzi was good too, but I still don’t dig the rest. Anyways, flash forward to today. Alphabeat, who are her opening act for the next while, have been given the okay to cover Telephone and Bad Romance for their album and it already sounds great. A 27 second clip has been released so listen for yourself. I hear that the dude sings in the Bad Romance part which we don’t hear in said clip.
Trip planning and puppy watching has taken a toll on my blogging ability, but now, I’m back and about to be stuck in that big snow situation. Start!
Better of Ted has somehow managed to make me like that cunty lame blonde, Linda. How did it do that? By making Portia take her under her crazy crazy wing. In the clip below, Linda delivers a very weird smack down to a hottish older man. You’re the one who smells like rotting meat.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is one of the best movies of all time. And by that I mean its fucking awful, but awfully perfect. The following scene will show you what a freaky mess the movie is and why I love it so. A little background, Ashley St. Ives is one of the best movie characters if all time. All she has to do is make her crazy eyes and mouth thing happen and squeal some sort of dog sound and you fall in love. Just like poor Harris. He has such a sad face all of the time. I had a serious crush on him back in high school. Other things, I wish I had unnecessary walking around music.