With TV Came Happiness

What is this pile of general insanity? Those bears sure know how to party. Especially walking on the ceiling bear. And people vomiting bear. And pregnant explosion bear. Found by Videogum.com

Frankmusik has appeared again, guest vocaling on a Computer Club track, Losing Streak. It’s not the usual Frankmusik song, extra produced and wonky but I can still get behind it. The lyrics are extra dirty as well. The line in my post title precedes more special bits. “You got cock, now it’s fine, join the back of the line”. Classy.

Welcome back, to the Donald. We are the home stretch and we have one final adversary regular featured in Donald cartoons. Adversaries I should say. Those nut loving faggots, Chip and Dale. As a kid and to this day, I fucking hate them. Somehow though, this cartoon, Toy Tinkerers is one of my all time favorite Donald cartoons. He isn’t even in half of it. Donald doesn’t take kindly to trespassers and of course, guns are used. It can’t be a Donald clip if a gun isn’t being brandished. As you can see, Donald does nothing to deserve their bullshittery. They just showed up and took over. Fuck Donald’s Enemies!

I. Cannot. Wait. For this new show on ABC. Happy Town is, as the preview says, a Twin Peaks-esque crazy-fest and I’m chomping at the bit. Of course, it will most likely be cancelled after 5 episodes, but whatev. The series boasts a good cast. Sam Neill, from everything, appears as does Francis Conroy, the mother on Six Feet Under, Steven Weber from Wings fame and a whole bunch of other folks you have seen before, but forget from where appear. Alls I know is that I like to see who-dunnit style murders run rampant on a continuing series. This will be my Harper’s Island of 2010.
Check check it out. Preview can be seen below. “Your pussy is cuter than a mouse’s pocket book.”

Back in June or so, I posted about the Wonder Girls, a Korean girl group that were (are) trying to make it big in America. Things have taken a turn for the awesome. The following clip has gone viral. A little boy in a dress does a very impressive copy of their dance for the song Nobody .

Hollyoaks cast changes continue as 11 more actors have been fired. 4 had been fired previously and 3 quit so that is 18 in one year. And I hate every character but 1! All of my favorites are sticking around thank goodness. Below is the only one I’m going to miss and she isn’t even an important character. Suzanne Ashworth is the mother of the clan of useless trolls that are the Ashworths. She gets constant grief from this mixed bag of douchery and usually maintains a fair bit of humor. Too bad the actress is shackled to those flying monkeys.

Oh the losers getting kicked the fuck out are as follows, Calvin, Leo, Sasha, Spencer, Lauren, Dave, Des, Newt, Archie, Hayley, Zak (slightly a tiny bit sad about this one), Josh, Reese, Jake, Loretta, Kris and Neville. Peace out, losers.

The last commercial AMC’s Aiden Turner did for Alexandria Land Rover was weird enough (see a few posts below). This commercial is soooooo much stranger. Some talk of being in love with a car and then some weird gay shit happens. Heh? The second clip is because he’s goofy cute too.

I watched one of the strangest and therefore awesomest movies yesterday. It had been on  my Netflix queue for ages and I finally got around to it. The Happiness of the Katakuri’s is the tale of a family who move out to the country and buy a B&B. Unfortunately, all of their guests start dying and when a body is found, or for any reason, the family starts singing and dancing. Sometimes, for action scenes, everything goes claymation and it’s batshit. The opening of the movie says it all so take a look. Always watch out for angel fetuses trying to steal your uvula.

This family of freakshow clowns pleases me to no end. Crystal Swing is a red hot country trio made up of mother, son, and daughter. For whatever awful reason, someone has allowed them to produce two albums this year. And now they are on public access and supposedly on the late late show on Irish network TV. That’s right. These people are country singing Irish people. The accents make things really weird right off the bat and things get even weirder when the kids start singing sexy to each other. Durvla gives us a really special bit at 1:57 when she sings while rubbing her brother “You’re so naughty, touch my body and just call me pretty.” Familial love right there. Also worth noting is the mom’s sexy winks at 1:04 and 3:16. She knows that camera is there and she wants camera fuck you to death. Meanwhile, I have had this song in my head for 4 days. Shoot me now. FREEZE ON CREEPY SMILING FACES at 3:55

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From the company that brought you Pride & Prejudice & Zombies and Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters comes a new classic for all to enjoy. Android Karenina. Check the synompsis below and prepare for the awesome.

As in the original novel, our story follows two relationships: the tragic adulterous romance of Anna Karenina and Count Alexei Vronsky, and the much more hopeful marriage of Nikolai Levin and Kitty Shcherbatskaya. These four, yearning for true love, live in a steampunk-inspired 19th century of mechanical butlers, extraterrestrial-worshiping cults, and airborne debutante balls. Their passions alone would be enough to consume them–but when a secret cabal of radical scientific revolutionaries launches an attack on Russian high society’s high-tech lifestyle, our heroes must fight back with all their courage, all their gadgets, and all the power of a sleek new cyborg model like nothing the world has ever seen.

To go along with this previous awesomeness we have the cover art below. I’ve never read the original, but this looks like top notch lunacy.