Welcome back, to the Donald. We are the home stretch and we have one final adversary regular featured in Donald cartoons. Adversaries I should say. Those nut loving faggots, Chip and Dale. As a kid and to this day, I fucking hate them. Somehow though, this cartoon, Toy Tinkerers is one of my all time favorite Donald cartoons. He isn’t even in half of it. Donald doesn’t take kindly to trespassers and of course, guns are used. It can’t be a Donald clip if a gun isn’t being brandished. As you can see, Donald does nothing to deserve their bullshittery. They just showed up and took over. Fuck Donald’s Enemies!
I. Cannot. Wait. For this new show on ABC. Happy Town is, as the preview says, a Twin Peaks-esque crazy-fest and I’m chomping at the bit. Of course, it will most likely be cancelled after 5 episodes, but whatev. The series boasts a good cast. Sam Neill, from everything, appears as does Francis Conroy, the mother on Six Feet Under, Steven Weber from Wings fame and a whole bunch of other folks you have seen before, but forget from where appear. Alls I know is that I like to see who-dunnit style murders run rampant on a continuing series. This will be my Harper’s Island of 2010.
Check check it out. Preview can be seen below. “Your pussy is cuter than a mouse’s pocket book.”
Hollyoaks cast changes continue as 11 more actors have been fired. 4 had been fired previously and 3 quit so that is 18 in one year. And I hate every character but 1! All of my favorites are sticking around thank goodness. Below is the only one I’m going to miss and she isn’t even an important character. Suzanne Ashworth is the mother of the clan of useless trolls that are the Ashworths. She gets constant grief from this mixed bag of douchery and usually maintains a fair bit of humor. Too bad the actress is shackled to those flying monkeys.
Oh the losers getting kicked the fuck out are as follows, Calvin, Leo, Sasha, Spencer, Lauren, Dave, Des, Newt, Archie, Hayley, Zak (slightly a tiny bit sad about this one), Josh, Reese, Jake, Loretta, Kris and Neville. Peace out, losers.
The last commercial AMC’s Aiden Turner did for Alexandria Land Rover was weird enough (see a few posts below). This commercial is soooooo much stranger. Some talk of being in love with a car and then some weird gay shit happens. Heh? The second clip is because he’s goofy cute too.
It’s a blah day in the neighborhood and I must say TV has been sort of awful the last month. Of course, a lot of that is due to the uselessness that is the Winter Olympics. I don’t have any current television show posts coming up and it sucks a bit. Sure, things are coming back on, but it’s all a bit meh. LOST has been running strong and is interesting, but not quite as much as it should be. In a month or so, it should be insane though. Here’s hoping.
I have been watching the trainwreck that is The Bad Girls Club and, per usual, I hate pretty much every cast member. The saving grace is that freakwit, Annie, who has no business being in the house, but its fucking amazing. She hates people for their incorrect grammar. She is so witty even when she is being stupid. I love her so very much. I feel like she’s my long lost sister.
In the first clip, Annie gets shit dumped all over her and she just dances to brush that shit off. Awesome. Second clip should be started at 7:12 and ended at 8:00. Awful bitch Natalie tries to talk her down and Annie goofs her ass off and makes fun of someone’s spelling.
Oh my god. I’m having a nerdgasm. Some of my favorite ladies of Marvel are joining forces to combat a long thought dead hero turned villainess. She-Hulk, Hellcat, Emma Frost, Agent Brand, Valkyrie and Monica Rambeau vs. Frankie Raye AKA Nova, ex herald of Galactus. I cannot wait to see Hellcat and Valkyrie join forces. The most awesome thing of all is that this is a weekly series. 5 issues. 5 weeks. Pure awesome.
Hollyoaks is finally back to firing on all cylinders again with this whole Holly going missing story. Cindy, 2009 Drama Female Nominee, is in rare form. She is still in bitch mode, but she is in sad bitch mode, so it is quite a change. She’s in make up that makes her look like shit with the crying and the yelling at people about stealing her kid. Too bad Holly is just hiding out somewhere to pull one over on Cindy and Tony for being sucky parents. Here is a summary of last weeks goings on in the story.
This family of freakshow clowns pleases me to no end. Crystal Swing is a red hot country trio made up of mother, son, and daughter. For whatever awful reason, someone has allowed them to produce two albums this year. And now they are on public access and supposedly on the late late show on Irish network TV. That’s right. These people are country singing Irish people. The accents make things really weird right off the bat and things get even weirder when the kids start singing sexy to each other. Durvla gives us a really special bit at 1:57 when she sings while rubbing her brother “You’re so naughty, touch my body and just call me pretty.” Familial love right there. Also worth noting is the mom’s sexy winks at 1:04 and 3:16. She knows that camera is there and she wants camera fuck you to death. Meanwhile, I have had this song in my head for 4 days. Shoot me now. FREEZE ON CREEPY SMILING FACES at 3:55
Mickey & Goofy, Huey Duey & Luey, Daisy, and Donald solo. Now add to that list Donald’s old school cartoons with his best pal Mickey’s dog Pluto. Why do they interact? Who knows. Pluto seems to be his employee? A bad employee at that too. Sleeping the job. Things later take a random turn when an asshole bee is suddenly introduced. Why does everyone have to be so rude to poor Donald. He is just a victim of the cruel world in which he lives. So he has a temper. It doesn’t show up until he is provoked by one of the many uncaring people in his life. Fuck his life. You good for nothing mutt!
OH NO! I’m going to have to watch Dancing with the Stars this season. Aiden Turner, AKA the hottest soap star every created, see sexiness to follow, has been added to the list. It has been a sad few months after since Aidan (Aiden’s character’s name) left All My Children in shackles and there isn’t a hot guy for miles. Too bad. Aidan arrived on the show about when I started watching it, 2001 or something. What a lusty fellow he was. And British. And good.
I first noticed him back in the day when he was Geri Halliwell’s hot boyfriend in the video for Bag It Up (attached herein). Watch her use him as a table. Also attached is a bit of a bit from AMC where Aidan does something very hot by telling Bianca not to be such a cunt and then he punches her in the pussy. If only.
Meanwhile, WTF is this next video? Aiden goes to my local Land Rover dealership in Alexandria and talks like some sort of crazy douche. Hot douche. I love this shit.
